dubiina

so i made friends with the last giant in existence we hit it off
from the start we talked about bean stalks and bean polls and a little
about his ex-wife and from what i heard she was a giganterous bitch
man did time fly     we talked till the sun went down and i had to
leave    the second i got up he bolted for the door and started spouting
"im going to grind your bones to make my" i finished "bread?"
he fell to his knees and started cry "whats wrong i asked"
he mumbled "your the only friend ive had in a while" i hugged him
"its ok i wont leave you" i said kinda freaked out that this big mutha
fucka was crying "i ate all my other friends....i dont want to eat you i.....i just dont want
to be this monster that everyone says that i am" he cried   his massive
tears soaking me like a golden showers as they fell "its ok big buddy
you dont have to be that monster anymore   not around me what is it you dream of?"
i asked "BREAD! i love bread" he exploded   and at that moment i knew
he was excited because his gigantic nipples were erect and wiggling like
little caterpillars trying to escape their cocoon "i think you should open a
bakery and as long as you dont eat the bread you wont be that monster right?
monsters eat people not bake cookies and bread" i suggested "and get this
the people who dont like you pastries we will grind them up and perfect your
gift and if it will make you feel better we can go halfsies on everything
what you you think?" we talked about this for quite some time until our
conversation got more intense and we got closer he started rubbing my knee
the ice was broken i knew he was into me and all of a sudden he half shouted
in excitement "pitcher or catcher!?"
now we own a bakery and im in a wheelchair but its ok we are happy
i hope you guys come visit us

P.S. act like it tastes good

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